Showing posts with label JPMorgan Chase. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JPMorgan Chase. Show all posts

Thursday, October 05, 2017

Why is it so easy to imagine Jamie Dimon as the 
protagonist in House of Cards?

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Five Banks Plead Guilty to Criminal
Charges of Being Banks, Pay More
Than $5 Billion in Penalties

Sunday, August 18, 2013

"Did I hear somebody say, 'federal bribery probe'?"

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Ina Drew Sez:  "JPMorgan Chase's $6.2 billion trading
loss wasn't my fault; I was just the Chief Investment
Officer overseeing trading strategy."
[Speaking in the passive voice,
"Mistakes were made."]

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

JPMorgan Chase Cuts CEO Dimon's Pay in Half—to 
$11.5 Million; Bank's Flags Lowered to Half-Staff

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Over the past year, JP Morgan Chase spent $2 million 
lobbying for the loophole that allowed it to lose $2 billion. 
Among banksters, this is called Return on Investment. 

Friday, May 11, 2012

Q:  What's the difference between Jamie Dimon,
Chairman of JP Morgan Chase, and a bookie?
A:  Jamie Dimon wears nicer suits.

Saturday, April 09, 2011

"Hey, Jamie Dimon got over $20 million in compensation
last year and I only got $19 million.  That's not fair!"

Monday, April 04, 2011

Why do zombies always appear in public with their arms
extended and their palms parallel to the ground?

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Jamie Dimon Delivers Furious Tirade Against 'Banker
Bashing' at World Economic Forum, Then Goes to His
Hotel Room and Pouts

Saturday, January 01, 2011

He made millions playing silly games with other people's
money.  No wonder Jamie Dimon was smiling.

Monday, April 26, 2010

"Jamie, do you have any idea how long we are going
to have to wear The Azure Letter?"

Friday, March 13, 2009

Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase, says
he's ready to punch the lights out of the next
person who vilifies corporate America. You've
been warned.