"Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name, 

and away go troubles down the drain."

"Kellyanne Conway is the top leaker 

in the Trump Administration."

"There's no need to fear, Courtland Sykes, 

the Plumber's Friend, is here!"

"He says he's from Roto-Rooter, Mr. Obama, and

has come to unclog your toilet."

Mooch the Plumber Sez: "If you’re going to keep leaking, 

I’m going to fire everybody.”

Like Nixon, Trump is fond of plumbers.

The House GOP is in over its head.  Would somebody

please call Roto-Rooter?

ISIS Plumber Responds to Customer Whose Check Bounced

Plumber's Friend

Tax-Dodger's Friend

"Now that I've signed on with Fox News, Joe, I'll put

in a good word for you the next time Mr. Ailes asks me 

to recommend a plumber."

Benedictine Plumbers Identify Paolo the Butler 

as Cause of Vatileaks

Joe the Plumber Promises to Unclog Backed-Up Congress

"My toilets don't work in my house, and Joe the

Plumber never returns my calls. Who's to blame

for this? That's right: President Obama."

Bye, Ken!  We'll call you the next time the kitchen sink gets

clogged or the toilet won't flush.

"Call the plumber, dear, I see Breitbart's been here!"

Joe the Plumber's Friend

(But Not Roy Blunt's)

Asked if he has plans to run for public office, Joe the Plumber

stared into the middle distance for a while before saying, "I

talked to God about that recently and all He said was, 'My

septic tank smells'."

Joe the Plumber

Joe the Plumber's Friend

Sent by Pajamas TV to cover the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,

Joe the Plumber has come to the conclusion that the media

"should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting" on war.

And so he has decided to shift the focus of his reporting from

war to the latest advances in Israeli plumbing technology.

Well, it looked like life would return to unclogging drains

and unstopping commodes for Joe the Plumber.