Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Neanderthalesque brow ridge

would be capacious enough to shelter a Cro-Magnon

family of four in a spring thunderstorm.

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Type and Antitype

Pope Justifies Use of Condoms by

Neanderthals, Hints That His Papal

Dispensation May Eventually Be
Extended to Cro-Magnons

Neanderthal Meets Cro-Magnon While Mad

Paleoanthropologist Looks On