Available in Both Condominimum 

and Condomaximum Sizes

World's Worst Jobs #155

Vietnamese Condom Recycler

Jacksonville Rubber Room

As chief executive officer of Trump's 2016 presidential

 campaign and chief strategist in the Trump Administration 

(until August 2017), Steve Bannon knows Trump is like

a used Trojan, i. e., a pretty ordinary scumbag.

Rubber Room

'It Turns Out Condom Size Has

 Kind of Been All Wrong'

Grandpa Called Them 'Rubbers'

The Why the Hell? and What the Fuck!

of Cause and Effect

"Totally Tubular, Dude!"

Man Dies in Failed Condom Machine Theft, Forgets Rubbers 

Sold in Johns Are Intended for Entertainment Purposes Only

"Look, we don't have a rubber shortage in America."

"Have you ever considered, Ms. Palin, being a spokesperson

 for Fantasy Condoms?"

Practicing Safe Jeb!

August 31, 2013 is International Bacon Day.  Are you ready?

With a birth control pill taped to his nose and wearing

condoms on each of his fingers, Glenn Beck demonstrated

 to his Internet audience today how to perform oral sex on

 your girlfriend without removing your cap and without

getting her pregnant.

Condomless Sex With Ashton Kutcher? Why

 Are Young People Becoming So Cavalier

About Unsafe Sex with Hollywood Assholes?

Pope Justifies Use of Condoms by

Neanderthals, Hints That His Papal

Dispensation May Eventually Be
Extended to Cro-Magnons

The Potrzebie Prize #11

James O'Keefe Heaped with Accolades for

Practicing Safe Sex in Seduction Fantasy

"But if we’re going to pay 700 million dollars like we
voted last Friday to put condoms on wild horses,
and I know it just says an un-permanent enhanced
contraception whatever the heck that is. I guess it
follows that they’ll eventually get around to
doing it to us down here in Tyler, Texas."

News from the Korean Peninsula confirms what has

long been suspected, namely, that the condoms worn

by Kim Jong-il, North Korea's Maximum Leader, are

actually hand-made in South Korea by rubber-blowers

with extremely powerful lungs and a robust industrial base.