Easter During the Time of the Hunter-Gatherers

Anthropologists say that among primates, especially

 the Romneys, smiling and the resultant baring of teeth

 is actually a veiled threat and a show of potential force.

Neanderthal Meets Cro-Magnon While Mad

Paleoanthropologist Looks On

Anthropologists were surprised to learn

that a hitherto unknown Brazilian tribe

uses PortaJohns like everybody else.