To NOT see the face of Curt Weldon on Capitol Hill

anymore will be a pleasure so excruciating it'll

almost be painful.

Representative Weldon's Army of Curt received

some good news yesterday. A new regulation will

ban chronic snorers from enlisting, so recruits can

now look forward to getting a good night's sleep.

Representative Weldon Unleashes the 'Army of Curt'

Pennsylvania Representative Curt Weldon has alleged

that his Democratic opponent's decision to have his

4-year-old daughter treated for a malignant brain tumor

in a DC-area hospital was a 'political tactic'.

Asked to name the source of his allegation,

Mr. Weldon would only identify him as an

"Iranian rug merchant."