The Florida Surgeon General believes wearing a face mask

 limits his ability to communicate the coronavirus 'clearly 

and effectively' to state senator Tina Polsky, who has

breast cancer.

Doesn't this make his wife Kellyanne a 

cancer on the cancer on the Presidency?

Some say windbags, like windmills, 

cause cancer.

And when Grassley uses the word, 'idiotic',

he means, 'even crazier than I am'.

"If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, 

congratulations, your house just went down 75 per cent

 in value.  And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell

 me that one, okay? Rerrrr rerrrr!"

Today in Soap Opera News

Mo Brooks Downplays Domestic Violence in 

the Trump Administration, Melodramatizes His 

Prostate Cancer Diagnosis Instead

Doctors say that after a period of remission, 

Trump's birtherism has recurred.

"Trump is a cancer on conservatism, Trump is a cancer

on conservatism, Trump is a cancer on conservatism!"

What's Hillary dying from today?  Four years

 ago, it was brain cancer.

Champ Perry Congratulates Himself for Not Saying

"Donald Trump Is a Cancer on Conservatism" in

RNC Speech

Trucker Hat Holds Press Conference After 

Surgery to Remove Yoooge Tumor

Rick Perry Learns to Live with Cancer

Did you know November is Bacon Awareness Month?

Throwing caution to the winds, he decided it was time to

live dangerously and start vaping processed meat.

"Processed meat?  Never touch the stuff!"

On the same day WHO warned that

processed meats can cause cancer,

Jon Stewart announced he was 

opening a Bacon, Ham, and Sausage

Sanctuary.

Following his successful cancer

surgery, Rob Ford could only

communicate by means of 

hand signals.  One Thumb Up

meant "I'm still alive!"  Two

Thumbs Up meant "Fire up

the crack pipe!"

Yes, there is scientific evidence that

Arthur Godfrey died from lung

cancer and emphysema.

'Doctor Says Toilet Paper Can Disguise Cancer Sign'

If Jodie Marsh ever has a double mastectomy, 

it won't just be radical.  It won't just be 

beyond radical.  It will be back of beyond

radical.