‘I’m the effing President, take me up to the Capitol!”

If Barry Loudermilk didn't realize his Insurrection Tour

 guests on January 5, 2021 were casing the joint, he 

had his head up his ass and his ass under his arm.

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli Sez:  "I know this sounds idiotic,

 but I'm from New Jersey.  In all my studies, I didn’t know

 there was an actual building that was called the 'Capitol.' 

It’s embarrassing and idiotic."

Sparse Crowd Gathers Near Capitol to Protest 

Sparse Crowd

Kenneth Kelly, age 58, probably can't name the

three branches of government, either.

Michael Lee Hardin, Ex-Salt Lake City Cop,

In and Out of the Nation's Capitol

If Louie walks around the metal detector again, the

fine is $10,000.  Five thousand here, ten thousand

there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.

Couy Griffin's Third Appearance in Nation's 

Capitol for Prayer Vigil Postponed

Lauren Boebert is understandably reluctant to 

go through the new Moron Detector installed

 in the U.S. Capitol.

Shit for Brains Strikes Back

Trumpnik Takes a Leak

Josiah Colt Sez:  "I got caught up in the moment."

Climbing is the activity of using one's hands, feet, or 

any other part of the body to ascend a steep object.

Jenna Ryan, Texas Realtor, Flies on Private Jet to

District of Columbia Trumpnik Rumble

Operation Capitol Hill:  Larry Rendell Brock's  

Final Mission

Apparently, the only part of this tale that

isn't true is the testicular location of the

tasering.

Photographic Proof That Aunt Tifa

Invaded the Nation's Capitol

Trumpnik Carrying 'Don't Tread on Me' Flag in 

Nation's Capitol Trampled to Death 

by Other Trumpniks

Will Nick Ochs be as proud in jail as 

he was in the Capitol?

Madison Cawthorn Sez;  "I don't feel I had any responsibility 

for them attacking the Capitol.”