Fjord Has a Better Idea

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Denmark Imposes World's First Fat Tax,

Causing Butter Shortage in Nearby Norway

Global Warming Exacts Heavy Toll on Delegates
to Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen

'Green' vibrators, like the hand-cranked Earth Angel
(shown here), promise sustainable pleasure and are
reportedly very popular at the environmental summit
now underway in Copenhagen.

Little Boy Expresses Opinion Re: Cheese Danish

The day Denmark decided to invade Mexico.

"Listen, you Yorkshire twit! We Danes are the greatest

dogs in the world. Period. End of discussion!"

Sweaty Santas meeting in Denmark for their annual

summer conference voted unanimously for a resolution

expressing their gratitude to God for arranging things so

that Jesus was born on December 25, not July 25.

Austrian Chancellor Wolfgang Schuessel

could tell that something was rotten in

Denmark, and it wasn't just the cartoons.