Fjord Has a Better Idea

In Case You've Been Wondering Why Trumpniks

Are Burning Their Ford F-150s

"Mobile advertising provides a unique opportunity 

to connect with consumers on a personal level."

Lincoln? Nah, more like an Edsel.

After putting 223,000 miles on the Ford F-150 he

bought in 1989, Fearguth reluctantly purchased a

brand new Chevrolet Silverado in 2008. Can you

imagine his shock when he learned today that,

despite his selfless sacrifice, General Motors lost

$30.9 billion in 2008?

Despite having lost handily in the race for Mayor of Truckville,

the Ford pickup was still the President's best friend.

"You say this is a Ford Escape, eh? If so, why are we still here?"

Stock Tip #1

Sell your Ford stock and invest the proceeds in any

company that builds riot control vehicles.