Dennis Kucinich Breaks Silence, Comments on Dental

Encounter with Rogue Olive Pit

Dennis Kucinich, 'America's Most Courageous Congressman',

Sues House Cafeteria for $150,000 for Putting 'America's Most

Dangerous Olive Pit' in His 'America's Most Progressive

Char-Grilled Chicken Wrap'

Dennis Kucinich's wife only looked taller

because she was standing on his principles

and he wasn't.

"OK, it's time for you folks to either fish or cut bait.

If you think the race for President is a beauty contest,

I'm the obvious choice. But if you think it's a debate

over issues, vote for Ron Paul."

Federal Election Commission Investigating

Possibly Illegal Extraterrestrial Contributions

to the Dennis Kucinich Presidential Campaign

Dennis Kucinich seemed a bit overconfident that Ron Paul

would never catch up with him in the race for last place.