The Unexpurgated Bible #186

"And the dove in body armor returned to the ark in the evening; 

and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off.  And then a 

shot rang out."

Trying to Think of a Word That

Rhymes with Olive

"I can't eat another bite," said the olive.

  "I'm stuffed!"

Great Misadventures in Science #11

North Korean ICBM's Guidance System Mistakes 

Syrian Olive Orchard for New York City

Dennis Kucinich Breaks Silence, Comments on Dental

Encounter with Rogue Olive Pit

Dennis Kucinich, 'America's Most Courageous Congressman',

Sues House Cafeteria for $150,000 for Putting 'America's Most

Dangerous Olive Pit' in His 'America's Most Progressive

Char-Grilled Chicken Wrap'

The Unexpurgated Bible #32

"And then God spat Jim Bunning out of the

universe like an olive pit."