Ben Shapiro in a Ten-Gallon Hat Explaining Woke 

Progressive Overreach to a Kurd in a Turban

Is Bernie Sanders an all-powerful Jewish puppet master, 

pulling Joe Biden's strings?  Jesse Watters thinks so.

Joseph R. McCarthy Approves This Message

His energy field had been enfeebled.

Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott Sex:  “Caitlyn Jenner's 

story is an inspiration to us all.  She is a trailblazer in the

LGBTQ+ community and her illustrious career spans a 

variety of fields that will be a tremendous asset for our 

audience.”  In the meantime, Fox News on-air personalities 

are blasting Disney for attempting to “sexualize our 

children” in order to push a “progressive LGBT agenda.”

"He's a progressive, but he's our progressive," 

Trump said.

Hey, Wall Street Journal Editorial Board, 'Progressive Cancel

 Culture' Gonna Get Yo Mama!

Mind your manners, liberal undergrads, or Niall 

Ferguson will sic the Oppo Boys on you!

Contrary to what you may have heard, not all 

Progressives were created equal.

Paul Ryan Sez:  “Progressivism is well-intentioned but 

it is also — in my humble opinion — arrogant and 

condescending,”

[True, but only to jocks who believe a reversed cap 

is an avant garde fashion statement.]

Why forward?  Why not backward?

That's where the Garden of Eden,

Arcadia, and the Big Rock Candy

Mountain are.

Oxymorons for Our Time #134

Progressive Insurance

Oxymorons for Our Time #120

Progressive Catholics

"If you only remember one thing in your life, kid, remember
this: the Teddy Bear is a symbol of Theodore Roosevelt,
the weird Progressive who paved the way for Barack
Obama, our Socialist--and probably Communist--President!"

"Rest assured, fellow progressives, the project to turn reality

into a mirror image of The Onion is ahead of schedule and

under budget."

Glenn Beck Reportedly Poisoned by Practicing
Unprotected Lucubration of Progressivism

Competitive eating contests, sponsored by

Major League Eating, had finally succeeded

in promoting Gluttony from last place to

first in the list of the Seven Deadly Sins.

"Mark my word: soccer is a Pure D socialist sport!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #30

Progressive Conservatism

Dennis Kucinich's wife only looked taller

because she was standing on his principles

and he wasn't.