Imagine being the Kraken's dental hygienist.

Bristle Worm with Tucker Carlson's Teeth

It is unwise to get this close to Ted Cruz.

Joe Biden's Ministry of Tooth is right

out of the pages of Dentistry Today.

Cheshire Gaetz

Like the Irish Elk, whose extinction is attributed to antler 

size, the magnitude of Count Braggula's fangs had 

clearly compromised their functionality.

Chad Staelens of Wichita Falls, Texas bit through a 

hospital security guard's thumb after he was asked to 

wear a mask.

If Orin Scrivello Had Moonlighted as a Cobbler

The only thing scarier than a full-page ad in the Washington 

Times, the Moonie newspaper, is a Perfect Smile infomercial.

Not even his sister and niece were safe from

attack by Trump's ravenous White House.

Four Out of Five Dentists Agree

Baguetting twice a day helps reduce the build-up of 

bacteria that can lead to cavities and gum disease.

Being an Allosaurus periodontist

is taxing work, but it's a living.

The Real Donald Trump

Even Eric's two front teeth were hyperbolic.

Political Sexology

Q: How can you tell this is a fake presidential seal?

A:  The real presidential seal doesn't wear braces.

Tank Girl in Nation's Capital on Independence Day to

 Make Sure Everyone Brushes Their Teeth

Trump Administration Names Mr. Filth as 

Superintendent of Children's

Concentration Camps

Where's your mouth been, Mr Barr?

The Side Effect of Dental Implants 

Your Doctor Didn't Tell You About