Cats Are Not Dumbbells, Ahnuld

T-800 seems to be rusting out.

Russian Predator Declares War on Dutch Schaefer

Dutch Schaefer Knows a Predator When He Sees One

The Xi-Putin Entente Rises

Objectively, Aaron Singerman is a putz.

The Terminator is coming back, but this time as a

Zombie.

It was unclear whether the Tennessee trooper was

doing his Alien or his T-1000 impression.

After Predator Was Domesticated

Wanting a Lamborghini is usually considered a 

harmless wish, but needing one is characteristic

 of the Bull Goose Loony.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #156

True Lies 2: The Director's 'Pants on Fire' Cut

"I'm Ahnold, Donald, Ahnold!  Don't terminate me!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #134

Terminator 6: Media Day

The Decline and Fall of GOP

Action Figures

Because it makes them hallucinate John 'The Eraser' Kruger 

saying, "You're luggage!"

Governator

Goobernator

David Wu Admits He Has an

Unruly Schwarzenspitzerweiner,

Agrees Not to Run for Re-Election

"Mr. Chapman, if Major Dutch Schaefer

were to tell you, as he once did the

Predator, 'You're one ugly mother-

fucker!', how would you react?  Would

you start with pepper spray and then

move on to 'Profit-Driven Peacockery',

or vice-versa?"

Robot T800 Sez:  "Arnold, you have disappointed a whole

generation of cyborgs!"

He had forgiven his wife for her affair with

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, but this was

a bridge too far.