Thereby Hangs a Little Tail

Emblematic of his fall from greatness, the Tiger Woods Golf

Green in Dubai is the only one in the world where the entire

course is inside a sand trap. 

"Excuse me, sir, but do you know if 'Dubai' and

'dubious' are etymologically related?"

A big hit on Broadway at the moment is You're Welcome

America: a Final Night with George W. Bush, starring Will

Ferrell. Among other things the show features a graphic

illustration of what the director calls “an anonymous but

age-appropriate public domain Internet penis.” What you

see above isn't that. What you see above is the tallest

skyscraper in Dubai.

Joe Camel, looking for work, arrives in Dubai.

Dubai Erects Viagra Tower, the World's Tallest Phallic Symbol

Doctor Zarkov Builds World's Largest Rocketship

"The Dubai ports deal has the support of

17% of the American people.

That's the biggest mandate since I

whipped Gore's ass in the 2000 election."

Deputy Defense Secretary Gordon
 England Defends Dubai Deal,

Strokes Chin

How the President Is Handling

Political Fallout from the Dubai Ports Deal