If Michelangelo Had Been an Atheist

Adam's First Temptation Involved a Donut with Sprinkles

Thereby Hangs a Little Tail

Leader and the Swan

Consequences of Creationism

Someone once said, “I believe in a benevolent God not because

 He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because 

He gave us snacks.”

Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam (Closeup)

Apparently, pb&j has been around for a long, long time.

Long-Lost Masterpiece by Michelangelbro Found

"You're it!" God said, as He, in order to avoid boredom, 

played Tag with Adam in the Garden of Eden.

Ben Carson Sez:  "I Feel the Finger of God Touching Me, 

Telling Me to Run for President in 2016."

[Just what the world needs:  a new, improved Adam.]

The Unexpurgated Bible #102

And then Jehovah God spake unto Adam, "Judging from

 the size of your tiny peen, you're going to need this."

Michelangelo's David Latest Victim of

'American Exceptionalism'