Base Medal

"Edwin Meese made me wear this hair bow!"

Moosehead

Meesehead

With a gullet roomier than a pelican's, Ed Meese 

isn't dead yet and is threatening to get better.

Pornography (from Greek πορνείᾳ = 'prostitute' + γραϕος = 

'writing'), n.  1.  Anything---books, magazines, photographs,

 records, movies, videos, phone conversations---created for 

the purpose of giving Rick Santorum a stiffy while he is 

unleashing the Hounds of Meese.