Have you seen Bullwinkle's new line of

Moose Poop Jewelry?

Waiting for Bullwinkle

A Timely Reminder from Bullwinkle

"Have you considered rack augmentation?"

Bullwinkle didn't go bald in old age, but his hair did

turn white.

"Excuse please.  I'm Boris Badenov.  Must capture

moose and squirrel!"

"Phooey! Foiled again!"

"Don't you mean, 'Curses! Foiled again!'?"

"Please, Natasha. This is kiddie show."

Dinkyrack, Trump's Pet Moose

"Sure, I look pooped. Have you ever tried to keep up with

 a flying squirrel?"

Ronald Reagan Doing His Famous Bullwinkle the Moose

Impression

Stephen King Doing His Bullwinkle Impression

Moosehead

Meesehead

Sarah Palin Sez:  "We reserve 

the right to refuse service to

anyone who plays the race card."

Little Known Fact #43

Up to 100,000 winter ticks can gather on a single moose,

 sucking so much blood the animal becomes anemic causing 

it to scratch off its fur and beg Sarah Palin to put it out of its 

misery.

The Legacy of Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends

Lives On

Mooselini Jilted Again

"In my opinion, there are only two kinds of moose that 

matter:  those that have been eaten by the Palins  and 

those that haven't."  

The Moose Are Loose and Headed Toward Palin Country

Living in Alaska had been bad enough.  But now Sarah Palin

was moving Bullwinkle to Arizona.

"Joe, when you tweeted the other day, 'What's the

moose hunting like in the Beltway?' you were aware,

weren't you, that 'moose hunting' is DC street slang

for 'going out for the sole purpose of getting fat

nasty women'?