"I shit you not, Senator! On a good day at AIG, we could
land suckers THIS. FUCKING. BIG. as fast as we could bait
our hooks with Credit Default Swaps."

Remember when Edward Liddy fell bravely
upon his executive compensation sword,
agreeing to serve as CEO pro tem of AIG
for a measly $1 a year? Well, in addition to
his eremitical salary, Mr. Liddy also received
$460,000 in compensation for air travel, housing,
and other expenses to help him get through his
tough year as our humble public servant.

"Before I step aside as the CEO of AIG,
I thought I would entertain you with
some of my favorite shadow animals."

Rude Rhymes #9

Pretty Shitty

Edward Liddy

Looking at Edward Liddy's face is all it takes to
understand why the CEO of AIG has spent millions
of our tax dollars hiring top guns from Burson-
Marsteller and Hill & Knowlton to burnish his clotted
and lumpen image.

Move over, Poppin' Fresh! Make

room for the AIG Doughboy!

Remember when you learned that the face of the
'Man in the Moon' was just an optical illusion
created by craters? Well, the same could be
said of the face of Edward Liddy.

"Like I used to say when I was CEO at Allstate,
'Just wait till we get our hands on you'."

"Surprisingly, the CEO of AIG didn't put up much

of a fight when we told him he was about to

become the world's longest sausage."

Some say moral decay starts with the face and works its

way down. Case in point: Edward Liddy, CEO of AIG.

There's only one Liddy in the world who makes

G. Gordon look good by comparison and that's

Edward, the CEO of AIG.

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