Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Trump?  

The Shadow knows!

Handy Kaiju Tip

Shadow Play is said to be a very popular pastime 

in the Kremlin.

Trump Says Stephen Bannon Hired for His 

Superb Skill in Making Irate Shadow Animals

One reason Donald Trump may not choose Chris Christie

 as his running mate is that Christie's shadow animal skills 

are pretty limited.

Trump Now Using Irate Shadow Animals to Foment Unrest 

and Incite Riots

"I've noticed that the reaction to my on-screen rants

 has fallen off of late, so I've decided to supplement 

them with some really irate shadow puppetry."

Governor of the State with the Worst Health Care 

System in the U. S. Uses Shadow Puppet to 

Announce Texas' Noncompliance with the 

Affordable Care Act

In the third century B.C., the Greek Stoic philosopher

Chrysippus died of laughter after giving his donkey

wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on figs. Keep

this in mind as you watch Rush Limbaugh do his

Killer Rabbit vs. Homicidal Hare Shadow Show.

Richard Keith 'Dick' Armey holds a Ph.D. in
economics from the University of Oklahoma
and taught economics at North Texas State
University--now UNT--for a number of years
before being elected to the U. S. House of
Representatives in 1984. What set him
apart as a professor of economics was
his use of shadow animals to illustrate
his Texomaesque interpretation of the
theories of Milton Friedman.

"Before I step aside as the CEO of AIG,
I thought I would entertain you with
some of my favorite shadow animals."

"One night at a slumber party with my homeboys,

I fell asleep while trying to make shadow animals.

When I awoke, I had become the leader of Hamas, but

I still couldn't make a shadow rabbit worth a damn."

Ismail Haniyeh Doing His Playboy Rabbit Shadow Show

Yesterday, Italy's new president displayed his skill with

hand shadows by making a very realistic Peter Rabbit.