BananAFLAC Ducks

This is the Mysterious Traveler, 

inviting you to join him on another

journey into the strange and terrifying.

Nevertheless, he still saved 15% on his car insurance.

Hi-Yo Aflac!

Ken Bone---Admitted Perv, Insurance Fraudster, and

Ugly Sweater Model---Shows Up at CPAC

As Pam Bondi has learned, you're better off under the 

Trump umbrella.

Contrary to what you may have heard, not all 

Progressives were created equal.

What is it about Ted Cruz that reminds people of a 

raven selling life insurance?

"Yes, I understand my membership in the NRA includes 

a $2,500 insurance policy to protect against theft, 

accidental loss, or damage to my rocket-propelled 

grenade launcher."

Oxymorons for Our Time #134

Progressive Insurance

In light of the fact that 'matrix' is derived

from the Latin word meaning 'female

animal kept for breeding', it would seem

that Matrix Direct would be an apt

name for a whorehouse, not an

insurance company.

"I'm sorry, but until the claims adjuster

says it's totaled, our hands are tied."

State Farm Won't Renew Thousands of Florida Policies;

"What Do You Think We Are---an Insurance Company?"

Company Spokesman Asks

Warm Scuzzies #36
Robert Benmosche

Warm Scuzzies #29
Maurice Greenberg

If you discover a gecko in your house,
don't panic---unless, that is, it tries to
sell you some car insurance.

"Like I used to say when I was CEO at Allstate,
'Just wait till we get our hands on you'."

Senior citizen says the only way to save a

fortune on life insurance is not to buy any.

American International Group executives have agreed to be

shot at dawn, but only on the condition that they be given

manicures, facials, massages, and pedicures first.

Taxpayer Trapped Inside AIG Bailout Waiting to Be

Rescued by Captain America