It's always two tacos for 99¢ at Jack-in-the-Box, so

why does Eric Massa seem to be one taco short of

a full order?

Michael Steele demonstrating what is now called

the 'Eric Massa Side Headlock Unisex Grope'.

"You can call it 'Asexual Groping',

'Unsexual Groping', or 'Nonsexual

Groping'. Take your pick."

"Believe me, Glenn, even if I had had

15 gin and tonics, I wouldn't grope you!"

"Of course I'm out of my mind! You would be, too,

if you were me!"

"I'm a salty old sailor," Eric Massa says.

Well, hellooo, sailor!