Hakeem Jeffries Sez:  “The ‘C’ in RNC doesn’t 

stand for committee, it stands for cult.”

Like a Bossie

'Legitimate Political Discourse'

The Excitement Builds

Ronna McDaniel, Chair of the Republican National

Committee, Tests Positive for Deadly Hoax

Just in Time for the Republican National Convention:

A Blupper Double Header!

“Freaks! Live! Dead! Other! 

SEE THEM NOW!”

In Chinese, in Case You Were Wondering

Jacksonville Rubber Room

Jacksonville just experienced a new single-day high 

in the number of coronavirus cases.  Sounds like

 the RNC will be a re-make of 'The Perfect Storm'.

To Outer Space, Hopefully

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's the GOPer Bowl, site of this year's

 Republican National Convention."

A: "Really?"

B: "Yeah, all the Trumpniks are gonna strip naked,

jump in, and roll around on each other."

TrumBozo Announces Plan to Move Republican

National Convention from North Carolina to the 

Invaders from Planet Putt-Putt Miniature Golf 

Course in Palm Beach

Instead of debates, the RNC will stage a series of 

Trump vs. Pieface slugfests around the country in 

the run-up to the Republican National Convention

in Charlotte next August.

Help Me Ronna

Help, Help Me Ronna

Where the 2020 Republican National Convention 

Will Be Held

Not all White Trash is poor.  Elliott Broidy, for

example, is a multimillionaire.

Trump’s Lawyer Michael Cohen Arranged $1.6 Million 

Payout to Playmate after Affair with Elliott Broidy, 

a Top GOP Donor and Fundraiser, Led to Abortion

Warm Scuzzies #788

Elliott Broidy

Ian Walters Sez: “We elected Mike Steele as chairman

 [of the RNC] because he was a black guy, that was the

 wrong thing to do.”