George Nader was convicted 28 years ago of

transporting child pornography, but somehow

ended up on Trump's transition team. This is

the intermediary who arranged a meeting 

between Erik Prince and a Russian in the

Seychelles.

When he's not collaborating with the Chinese or with

Cambridge Analytica, Erik Prince likes to relax

with his favorite lollipop, a gift from his sister,

Betsy DeVos, Trump's Secretary of Education.

Prince Erik

Reading a Painting in the Rogues Gallery

Erik, the Prince of Blackwater, would like to take this

opportunity to thank all the American taxpayers

who have made it possible for him to become

a multi-millionaire. "Gosh! I didn't realize

you had it in you!" he says gratefully.

"We understand you've changed the name

of your company from Blackwater to Xe and

you wish to be referred to from now on as the

'CEO Formerly Known as Prince'."

Erik the Viking Explaining Why Roger Ebert Was Unjustified

in Giving Blackwater: the Movie a 'Zero Stars' Review

Black Prince

White Prince

"Wow!," he thought, "if I feel this meaningless at 37,

I can't imagine what I'll feel like when I hit 40."

Le Petit Prince