Essential Reading for Americans Traveling

in the United Kingdom

William Leads the Royal Fightback Against Meghan and Harry

Queen of Da Nile

Goodnight, Sweet Prince

Another Badly Behaved Royal

It's hard to imagine Andrew as a 'Prince'

and addressing him as 'Your Royal Highness'.

Majestic Plural (Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)

When Trump showed Obama the monster he found at the

 bottom of the Deep State, Obama calmly pointed out that

 Gary the Snail had royal blood and was a second cousin of

Patrick Star.

What Trump's children didn't know was that

their hosts at Buckingham Palace were the

hired help, wearing Royal Family masks.

"Bring on the line."

British-American relations suffered a

setback today when Trump was mistaken

for a butler at Buckingham Palace.

What---Me Nasty?

Maybe Trump will be adopted by the Royal Family

 and move to England.

Profit-driven, advertiser-funded corporate media

know that more Americans care about the

vicissitudes of British royalty than they do

about climate change and mass extinctions.

Inflatable Kentucky Derby Authority Delivers Its

Opinion of Royal Naming Conventions

Prince Charles and the Duchess of Wales Arrive in

Havana for a Classic Clown Car Event

British Royal Mint Releases Official Trumpless 

Commemorative Coin

Prince Erik

Bannon's Money Queen Abdicates

Take a Knee for American Royalty