Master Beater

William Barr mishandled the Mueller Report the

same way Trump is mishandling the coronavirus

epidemic.

Wayne Allyn Root argued that "Robert Mueller's 

investigation into Russian interference in the 2016

 election is motivated by 'penis envy', because

 'Mueller’s is smaller than Trump’s'."

Jordan Claims It Will Enhance

Mueller's Muscle Definition

Being a devout East Texas Baptist, Louie Gohmert cannot

say, "Robert Mueller is an asshole."  But he can say,

"the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be." The mouth

is usually understood to be the 'superior opening of the 

alimentary canal'.  But not in Louie Gohmert's case.

The Politico Illustrated #63

Good thing Robert Mueller isn't an arachnophobe.

"George Conway Calls for Trump to Be Committed After 

Wild Fox Business Interview: ‘Take Him to Walter Reed’"

"I can see, J. Fred Trumpnik, that you're ready for me 

to start my recitation of the Mueller Report."

George Nader was convicted 28 years ago of

transporting child pornography, but somehow

ended up on Trump's transition team. This is

the intermediary who arranged a meeting 

between Erik Prince and a Russian in the

Seychelles.

Imagine a Chihuahua nipping at the heels of

a Great Dane.  That would be Ghouliani

trashing Robert Mueller.

"If we had had confidence that the president clearly 

did not commit a crime, we would have said so."

Trump Leaves Cover-Up in White House Restroom

Adventures in Aestheticism #185

Infrastructure Held Hostage

Day 1

'Jay Sekulow Instructs Michael Cohen to Lie

 to Congress'

Adventures in Aestheticism #181

Why was the Skinny-Dipping Scene redacted?

Adventures in Aestheticism #180

Jaw Jaw Binks Asserts Executive Privilege

William Barr After Learning 370 Federal Prosecutors

Signed a Statement Saying That Trump Should Have 

Been Charged with Obstruction and That Barr Is 

Full of Shit