Showing posts with label Exorcism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exorcism. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Will Marjorie Taylor Greene ever stop
scaring the children?

Friday, July 19, 2019

Nation's Exorcists Rile Trump with Chant of
'Send Him Back to Hell!'

Sunday, December 16, 2018

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #190

Sunday, May 27, 2018

"What an excellent day for an exorcism!"

Monday, February 26, 2018

Q: "Will Bobby Jindal be attending?"
A: "Who's Bobby Jindal?"

Monday, December 18, 2017

"Don't cast me out!  Kellyanne still needs me!"

Tuesday, March 08, 2016

The Unexpurgated Bible #133
"And the scribes said, 'Trump hath Beelzebub, and 
by the prince of the devils casteth he out devils'."

Saturday, March 05, 2016

Taking Andrew McCarthy's advice, Piyush the Exorcist
invoked, 
"Jesus have mercy!
Lord have mercy!
Christ have mercy!
God have mercy!
Cast out the culture rot in America!"

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Sarah Palin Sez:  "Media heads are spinning!"

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Bobby Bindlestiff Drops Out of 
Presidential Race, Saying, "Being
President Might Limit My Power 
to Cast Out Devils"

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Bobby Jindal Tries to Exorcise Entire Executive
Branch of Louisiana State Government

Friday, February 06, 2015

'How Bobby Jindal Wrecked Louisiana':  that's Rod Dreher, 
writing in The American Conservative, who now admits 
he was a fool to support the Louisiana governor.  Do you 
suppose exorcism might work to rid the state of this 
ideological demon? 

Monday, February 04, 2013

Bobby Jindal, Noted Exorcist, Volcanologist, and
Berm Builder, Sez:  "Anybody on the Republican 
side even thinking or talking about running for 
President in 2016 ... needs to get their head examined."

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Warning! 
If you are possessed by a demon, please
be advised that Gabrielle Amorth is an
official Vatican exorcist who also be-
lieves yoga and Harry Potter are Satanic.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Thomas Euteneuer, Author of Sexorcism and the Church
Militant and World Authority on the Laying On of Hands,
"Violates the Boundaries of Chastity" Without Involving
"the Sexual Act," Resigns from Human Life International

Thursday, June 12, 2008

If McCain picks Jindal the Exorcist as his running mate,

Obama should pick Dr. John the Night Tripper as his.