Will Marjorie Taylor Greene ever stop

scaring the children?

Nation's Exorcists Rile Trump with Chant of

'Send Him Back to Hell!'

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #190

"What an excellent day for an exorcism!"

Q: "Will Bobby Jindal be attending?"

A: "Who's Bobby Jindal?"

"Don't cast me out!  Kellyanne still needs me!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #133

"And the scribes said, 'Trump hath Beelzebub, and 

by the prince of the devils casteth he out devils'."

Taking Andrew McCarthy's advice, Piyush the Exorcist

invoked, 

"Jesus have mercy!

Lord have mercy!

Christ have mercy!

God have mercy!

Cast out the culture rot in America!"

Sarah Palin Sez:  "Media heads are spinning!"

Bobby Bindlestiff Drops Out of 

Presidential Race, Saying, "Being

President Might Limit My Power 

to Cast Out Devils"

Bobby Jindal Tries to Exorcise Entire Executive

Branch of Louisiana State Government

'How Bobby Jindal Wrecked Louisiana':  that's Rod Dreher, 

writing in The American Conservative, who now admits 

he was a fool to support the Louisiana governor.  Do you 

suppose exorcism might work to rid the state of this 

ideological demon? 

Bobby Jindal, Noted Exorcist, Volcanologist, and

Berm Builder, Sez:  "Anybody on the Republican 

side even thinking or talking about running for 

President in 2016 ... needs to get their head examined."

Warning! 

If you are possessed by a demon, please

be advised that Gabrielle Amorth is an

official Vatican exorcist who also be-

lieves yoga and Harry Potter are Satanic.

Thomas Euteneuer, Author of Sexorcism and the Church

Militant and World Authority on the Laying On of Hands,

"Violates the Boundaries of Chastity" Without Involving

"the Sexual Act," Resigns from Human Life International

If McCain picks Jindal the Exorcist as his running mate,

Obama should pick Dr. John the Night Tripper as his.