Maybe the Supreme Court should be renamed

'Vatican Jr.'

Pope Francis Overhauls Vatican Bureaucracy

Jesus Sez:  "Lay not up for yourselves treasures 

upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, 

and where thieves break through and steal."

Dalai Llama Threatens to Invade Vatican City 

on His Birthday

Got Wood?  Grant, That Is

Raphael's #UnwantedIvanka is a fresco in the

Apostolic Palace in the Vatican.

Q: "Will Bobby Jindal be attending?"

A: "Who's Bobby Jindal?"

"You understand of course, Ambassador Gingrich, that I 

automatically deduct 10 points for late papers."

Speaking from the Southern Baptist Vatican in downtown Dallas, 

Pastor Robert Jeffress says "God has given Trump authority to 

take out Kim Jong-un."

"After that unpleasantness with the Trump family, Holy

Father, it's good to see a big smile back on your face."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #158

The Naughty Nun Goes to Vatican City

Callista Takes an Unselfie

The day Hell froze over, it snowed in the Vatican.

"You're it!" God said, as He, in order to avoid boredom, 

played Tag with Adam in the Garden of Eden.

Infant Removes Pope Francis's Zucchetto,

Reveals Closely-Guarded Vatican Secret

Former Cheddarhead and Archbishop of Milwaukee 

Recognized Worldwide as One of the Cheesiest Cardinals 

in the Vatican

It just got tougher to launder money in the 

Vatican's washateria.

Nineteenth-Century German Nun Performs Miracle,

Turns Herself into Bronze Memorial, Is Put on the

Fast-Track by Pope Francis to Become the Matron

Saint of Diarrhea Remedies

New Poll Shows 4% of American People Believe Lizard

 People Secretly Control the Vatican

When he finally returned to Earth, Jesus first appeared

at the new $130,000,000 First Baptist Vatican in Dallas.