Steve Bannon's New Gig

Not even Jesus could heal a moral leper like Mitch McConnell.

"Heal him now, O Lord, we beseech thee!"

Meanwhile, across the street from CPAC . . .

 Get lost, faith healer!  This looks like a job for

Squirrel Repairman!

"God told me, He said 'You SMITE that recession with your fist!'

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"