Martha McSally and Donald Trump,

Thumb Fetishists

 

Facebook censors are the only thing

standing between us and Onion

Fetishism.

Giuliani Needs What He's Afraid

to Ask For

Like Dubya, Trump has a head-rub fetish.

"I'm Lenny Kravitz, and I'm here to

remind you how many animals are

without skins tonight because of

my leather fetish."

"A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he

tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of

more than 70 women on the New York subway over

the last three years." What this story neglects to

mention is that he is also the founder of

Bootlickers for Bush.