Uh-oh!  Somebody disobeyed the First Commandment: 

"Thou shalt not use 'God' as thy Facebook username."

"That's a joke, ah say, that's a Facebook joke, son."

He's quick and easy.

Born Behind Bars

Formerly Known as Farcebook

In Greek, Meta (μετά) is a prefix which means 'after'.  

In other words, Meta comes after Facebook.

Zuck Walking His Dog in the 

Metaverse

Zuck Facebooks As He Perambulates

Around the Metaverse

Zuckerberg Changes Facebook Company Name

Funny Book

Famous Papers

The only thing more bottomless is a 'bottomless cup of

coffee' as defined in the Urban Dictionary.

Fakebook Factcheckers

"It was hell," says Facebook junkie about Monday's

six-hour outage.

"The whistleblowers allegations don't make

any sense."

Jason Miller is a conspiracy theorist, but

not as crazy as those 'hardcore Area 51

truthers'.

"The root cause of the Facebook outage was a 

faulty configuration change."

Facebook Whistleblower Reveals Social Media Giant 

Puts Profit Above Public Good

How Anti-Vaxxers Avoid Detection on Facebook

If you want to make sure your Facebook post gets 

maximum exposure, just append this disclaimer to it:  

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