Facebook censors are the only thing

standing between us and Onion

Fetishism.

The only thing craggier than Peter Navarro's face is 

a bowl of Ultimate Extra-Crunchy Onion Rings.

Contrary to popular belief, T. Herman Zweibel 

was not the father of The Onion. 

This guy was the father of The Onion.

Vidalia, Georgia Newspaper Urged to Send 

Onionhead Back to Stone Age

Remember:  no build-your-own shish-kabob is complete without

onions, peppers, and mushrooms.

"Sorry, sir, but the customer has changed his mind and

wants you to hold the onions."

200 Teabaggers Gather in Austin to Urge
Texas to Secede from the Onion

It's good to know that onions are our friends.

Blooming Idiot, Inventor of the Blooming Onion