At 72, Dan Patrick's head is tough as shoe leather.

Tennessee Lawmaker Frank Nicely Argues 

That If Hitler Could Pull Up His Own 

Lederhosen, So Can You

For some unknown reason, every time he heard someone say, 

'woke mob', he imagined Pat Boone in leather.

All America Is Hell-Bent for the

Proud Leatherboy

If Trump decides to run for President 

 in 2024, Adolf Hitler suggests that

he could energize his base by wearing

Lederhosen.

Makes Texas Chainsaw Massacre Look Like a

Sunday Picnic

Some say it's that LEATHER Pheromone Cologne 

by Intense for Men™ which explains Trump's

 naughty behavior.

"One of the Best Films I've Seen This Year." 

~ The New Yorker

Leatherboy Puts Fear of the Lord into

North Koreans

This Looks Like a Job for Leatherboy!

Nordstrom Selling Leather Wrapped Stones for

Modern Sling-Bearing Davids

Susan Brooks, the GOP's Blue Leather Girl, wants a 

'neutral arbiter' to rummage through Hillary Clinton's

 email in search of the legendary Black Beast of 

Benghazaaaaarggh!

Leather Boy Exposes Obama's Willie Horton Plan to

Release All Murderers

In a piece for The Daily Beast with the title, "Paul 

Krugman's Nasty and Inane Attack on 'Libertarian

Populism'," Nick Gillespie describes Professor 

Krugman as a dime-a-dozen self-blinkered public 

intellectual shut-in who stinks.  One supposes that

the professor will think twice before he dares annoy

the Black Leather Boy from Reason again.

"If I had to distill the essence of libertarianism down to

two words, I would have to say, 'Black Leather'."

"I'm Lenny Kravitz, and I'm here to

remind you how many animals are

without skins tonight because of

my leather fetish."

"Props to Carl Paladino for renting space for Buddies II,

our bear/leather bar!"

In the 1950s, guys who wore black leather

jackets were called 'thugs'. 

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

Charlie Daniels, NeoConfederate Boy of Leather

Leather Jurist Practices Judicial Restraint