Paul Ryan was always amused when Trump did his

Reverend Gene Scott impression.

Televangelist Paul Crouch, co-founder of the

Trinity Broadcasting Network, died today at

79, thereby proving he was a real historical

figure and not a mythological character, 

like the Reverend Gene Scott.

Butchering a rabbit or making human breast-milk cheese?

Is either more difficult than watching Glenn Beck trying to

replicate one of the late Dr. Gene Scott's dry-erase

whiteboard mashups?

Fans of Dr. Gene Scott, rejoice!

He has risen from the grave!