It was neither death that disappointed Nicolai Lenin

 nor was it the embalmer.  What disappointed him 

was the simple fact that he would no longer be 

able to do stand-up in the Velveeta Room.

It was Caturday, time for another experiment with the 

mouse magnet.

When you see Mary, Joseph, and Little Baby Cheeses, you 

know it's only 259 days until Christmas.

Trump's Sacred Landslide Victory of 2020

Purveyor of 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'

Saddened by 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'

Head Cheese (aka Souse)

Beware Unmasked GOPers,

Cheeseheads!

The Most Positive News about Ron Johnson Since He

Was Mistaken for a Bar of Widmer's Eight-Year-Old

Cheddar

Crackers Come to Cheesus

Just Slippin and Slidin'

Don't Forget the Cheese!

The Pope gets cheesed.

On National Pray for Trump Day, Ivanka 

gets cheesed.

Trump Administration Makes It Easier to Be Cheesier

A Timely Reminder from Diamond and Silk

Dana Perino's Melted Trump Queso

Dana Perino's Queso Is Where Cheese Goes

to Die

Blessed Are the Cheesemakers

Biscuit + Gravy + Bacon + Cheese + Egg = 

Eating Like You Mean It

All Three Leaders of the 'Cheesehead Revolution' 

Have Fallen from Grace