R2D2 Learns You Can't Choose Your Ancestors

Genealogists hate people like Kim Davis.

Genealogists say Cthulhu O'R'lyeh is the taproot of

Bill O'Reilly's family tree.

Genealogists Trace Andrew Breitbart's Paternal Line Back

 to Prehistoric Mega Piranha

Al Sharpton's ancestors were slaves, owned by Strom
Thurmond's ancestors. It just goes to show what genealogical
research can (and cannot) do. It can reveal the truth about
your ancestry, but it cannot do anything to change it.