If the menu item for Cthulhu Under Glass says

'Market Price', you probably can't afford it.

Michael Cohen Sez:  "For some reason a Cthulhu Pie in the face 

upset Mr. Trump terribly. We were all instructed that if somebody

 was to ever throw a Cthulhu Pie at him, that if that person didn’t

 end up in the hospital, we'd all be fired.”

His worshippers chanted, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu

 R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."  To which he responded, "Ruff 

Woof Bow Yap Arf."

Cthulhu McConnell, the Loneliest Cosmic Entity

in Washington

Designer of Trump's mask apparently believes

the coronavirus is Cthulhu-intolerant.

A Dispatch from Cold Comfort Farm

Holly Jolly Cthulhumas

Roger Stone Suffers Food Poisoning After Eating

 an $18 Trump Cthulhu Bowl

Dank Memes #10

I Can Haz Cthulhu

Some believe the Cosmic Entity meant to say,

"I'm a nationalist."

For cosmic entities like Cthulhu, times are tough.

"I'm sorry to inform you that your brain 

has been Hannitized."

Sharing of Nude Photos of Female Marines

 Prompts Cthulhu Investigation

"Cthulhu, we're home!"

Cthurkey (Bacon-Wrapped, Octopus-Stuffed Turkey with 

Crab Legs) is a very popular dish in the Mos Eisley Cantina.

"Oh my, the Broiled Cthulhu O'R'lyeh with 

Spiced Carrots isn't quite done!"

Genealogists say Cthulhu O'R'lyeh is the taproot of

Bill O'Reilly's family tree.

Cthulhu, Lord of Ry'leh, Succeeds in Hostile Takeover 

of Bobby Jindal's Face