It is not true that Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the

voice of the Aflac banana.

Mitch Daniels is scheduled to give the GOP's response to

President Obama's State of the Union Address, followed by

Herman Cain's Tea Party response and Gilbert Gottfried's

AFLAC Duck response.

What Gilbert Gottfried learned the hard way is that

some people know how to tell tsunami jokes and

some people don't.

Why did Gilbert Gottfried get fired for

telling tsunami jokes, while Glenn Beck

didn't for saying the Japanese earth-

quake was a message from God?

Was it because what Glenn said

was funnier?