Aftershocks Felt as Far East as

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #181

Tremors: Graboids Gone Wild

The Leaning Tower of Taiwan, Popular New Far Eastern

 Tourist Attraction

"Who's that?"

"It's Jeb Hensarling.  God told him to move to where he'd be

safe from hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, floods, and earthquakes."

Oklahoma Earthquake Yet Another Reason for Fracking 

Mogul Harold Hamm to Be Trump's Secretary of Energy

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #120

Duck and Cover: the Next Generation

Oklahomans were relieved to learn that 

their earthquakes are caused by fracking, 

not by giant underground carnivorous

 worms.

Mitt Romney's Road to Victory

"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention

of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a

hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me

here?'  And now, if you will excuse me, I am going to roll

on the floor laughing for having made such a clever jest."

Pat Robertson Suggests Cracks in Nation's Tallest

Phallic Symbol May Be Sign from God

Quake Causes President Obama to Miss Crucial Putt

Christine O'Donnell had tweeted a warning about

the impending East Coast quake, but most people

ignored it, thinking it was just a magic spell she

 was putting on Piers Morgan.

If, as some believe, trailer parks are 'tornado magnets',

perhaps nuclear power plants are 'earthquake magnets'.

When the epicenter of an earthquake

happens to be near Richmond, Virginia,

there's only one way for a teabagger to 

respond:  it's time to bring out the

 pitchforks!

Texas Governor Loses Contact with Hypersonic Prayer Drone,

 Denies That East Coast Earthquake and Hurricane Irene

May Be Collateral Damage Resulting from Errant Entreaty

Japan Learns What the Sky Looks Like After It Falls

Remember when we all laughed at the destruction repeatedly

wrought on Japan in the Godzilla movies, saying,  "Oh, Jesus,

it's just a man wearing a rubber suit?"

Madame Giuliani Unable to Accept That 9/11 Has Been

Superseded by 3/11 as the Most Tragic Date in History

"They've given us the Prius. Even now,

Japanese refugees are recycling their

garbage. And yet, Gaia levels them!

Just wipes them out! Ha, ha, ha!

Wanna hear an even funnier

Diane Sawyer joke?"

"As someone who always looks on the bright side of life, 

I could make the case that the earthquake, tsunami,

and radioactive fallout will awaken Japan's struggling

economy and give a boost to Prime Minister Naoto

Kan in the polls.  But, since it's such a nice day, I

think I'll just sing."