Mike Pompeo Assures Pope Francis He Doesn't Gossip

The Joy of Yiddish

Bill O’Reilly Praises ‘Heroism’ of Hulk Hogan for 

Ending Gawker

World's Worst Yobs #311

Eddie Scarry

Once again you did not make Gawker's annual list of

 'The Least Important Writers'.  Congratulations!

Radar Says That Douglas Kass Says 

That Donald Trump Says That Ed 

Klein Says That Michelle Obama 

Considered Filing Divorce Papers 

Twelve Years Ago

A new study has found that gossip, such as, "Scott Walker

 is actually a goggle-eyed homunculus," is good for you.

Once again, it would appear that you have fallen through the

cracks, having made neither Barbara Walters' list of the

'10 Most Fascinating People of 2011' nor Gawker's

list of the '10 Least Fascinating People of 2011'.  Well,

according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be your

last chance to make either list, so you'd better

get cracking.

Let's not forget that it wasn't Paul Ryan or Jack

Davis who ultimately made it possible for the

Democrat, Cathy Hochul, to be elected to the U.

S. House of Representatives.  It was Christopher

 Lee, his bare chest, Craigslist, Gawker, and 

a smartphone.

Have you heard the story about Slate's story about the Gawker

nonstory about some guy's story about his one-night stand

with Christine O'Donnell?

Warm Scuzzies #10
Cintra Wilson

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #17
Patrick Gavin and Jackie Kucinich

"Hey, buddy, wanna hear the lowdown on my master?"