Time Marches On Wearing a Pair of Men's Wolverine® 

Big Bison Gore-Tex™ Waterproof Steel Toe Boots

Shark Week ends today.  Tempus fugit, and so does the

Shark Week Blimp.

In Transylvania, it's always

Midnight Savings Time.

Epoch means 'a period of time'.  So The Epoch Times

means 'The Period of Time Times'.  Typical

rightwing genius.

The Trump years had taken their toll.  He had become

unstuck in space and time.  Like watercolors in the

rain, everything had run together.  His life had 

become stacked like a pile of old National 

Geographic magazines.  Nunc stans, baby!

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

Is time running out for Trump?

The oldtimer told him he would like to turn 

his cock back.

Time to Vote

So Many Trump Administration Tell-All Books,

So Little Time

"Why not Nighttime Savings Time?" Nosferatu asked

sanguinarily.

Take therefore no thought to explain Tomorrow:

explaining Today is all you have time for.

Remember the Friedman Unit (i. e., 'in the next six months')? 

Well, now we have the Trump Unit (i. e., 'in two weeks').

Nixon Draws a Line in the Sands of Time

Time Tourist #8

"What's that?"

"That's the Time Machine Trump will use to go back 

and make a deal to prevent the Civil War."

"Keep out!" the Fifties Survivalists shouted

at the time-travelers seeking asylum from 2016.

Donald Trump says if he had a Time Machine, he would

go back to December 7, 1941, and prevent Japan's attack

 on Pearl Harbor.

If you live long enough, the amount of knowledge and the 

number of skills you worked so hard to obtain and develop 

which have become obsolete is enough to turn you against 

old age.

Gene Alday (R-MS) Speaks Accidentally 'On the Record';

Is Quoted 'Out of Context'; Says, "I am definitely not a 

racist, at all,'; and Gets 'Redshirted'---All in Central

Standard Time

"That Homo sapiens costume you're wearing, Governor 

Brownback, doesn't fool us for a New York minute!"