Baba Wawa Picks Wawa Baba as Most Fascinating

Person of the Year

"I see, Mr. Trump, that you've turned everything in your 

penthouse apartment into gold, except Melania.  Would 

it be fair to say that you have the 'Midas Touch', except, 

that is, for your wife?"

"Yes, Barbara, inflation scares me to death, except when

my bank account gets inflated."

How lucky we are to have a whole year to grow 

accustomed to the idea of Barbara Walter's 

retirement from television journalism.

"There are people who say that you couldn’t be presi-

dent because you’re so heavy. What do you say to that?"

"That’s widiculous,  Baba Wawa!"

Once again, it would appear that you have fallen through the

cracks, having made neither Barbara Walters' list of the

'10 Most Fascinating People of 2011' nor Gawker's

list of the '10 Least Fascinating People of 2011'.  Well,

according to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be your

last chance to make either list, so you'd better

get cracking.

"Callista, would you mind holding the camera, so that I

can put my left arm around Barbara Walters, my other

favorite pseudo-liberal?"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #42

The Lamestreaming of Sister Sarah

Barbara Walters One Second Before She
Stepped on 'The X That Marks the Spot'

"Since your husband has limited use of his tortured appendages,

Mrs. McCain, how do the two of you, uh, do it? You do still do it,

don't you?"