"Is that the Grinch that stole Christmas?"

"No, that's a really moldy Donald Trump."

White House Grinch Opposes Campaign to

Make Christmas Great Again

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #89

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas from the 

Children of Cheddarheads

Poll Says Santa Is a Democrat, Grinch Is a Republican

Acting U.S. Surgeon General Rear Adm. Steven K. Galson

has called Christmas off this year because Santa Claus is

too fat and the Grinch is too skinny.