Ted Cruz Reviews Another Children's Book

The Three Foci of the Post-Trump GOP

"Is that the Grinch that stole Christmas?"

"No, that's a really moldy Donald Trump."

If Dr. Demento, Instead of Dr. Seuss,

 Had Written the Popular 

Children's Book

As is apparent by now, Trump is lost in the 

jungle of his own mind, a jungle filled with 

a bewildering variety of mythical animals, 

legendary creatures, and imaginary beasts.

White House Grinch Opposes Campaign to

Make Christmas Great Again

"People are just looking for honesty and 

authenticity more than anything."

Ted Cruz likes Green Eggs and Ham. Trump likes

Scrambled Brains and Jam.

"Funnier Than The Cat in the Hat," 

Says Local Cynophilist

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Dr. Seuss Strikes Back

"I told Governor Abbott that when you order the takeover

 of Texas, he would be forced to listen to Ted Cruz read,

in his whiny little voice, Green Eggs and Ham for 21 

hours straight.  You should've heard him begging for

mercy!"

The Tough Coughs as He Ploughs the Dough

Ted Geisel, a Liberal Democrat and Fan of FDR,

Reading Dr. Seuss Stories to Ted Cruz

The Cat in the Hat's animal companions were

getting bored.

Santa Claws to Star in Remake of

The Cat in the Hat