Trump to Replace National Security Adviser McMaster

 with Someone More 'Fun'

Alex Jones, Eater of Bunnies, Sez: "H. R. McMaster looks

 like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Following Sean Spicer's example, H. R. McMaster is now

hiding behind a White House bush.

"Just remember, General: I am Master and you are

McMaster."