Alex Jones Sez:  “I’ve already said sorry hundreds of times, 

and I am done saying I am sorry.”

Alex Jones says "I did say things that were hurtful and not

 true.  As an American, I have a right."  And those Americans

who were hurt by Alex's untruths have a right to sue his 

slanderous and libelous ass off.

The Great Reset is a conspiracy so vast that only

 Alex Jones is smart enough to know how to make

 money off of it.

"Did you hear Alex Jones has turned on Donald Trump and

 is backing Ron DeSantis for President?"

"No, but I did hear that power tools are not an 

effective treatment for headaches."

Not to Be Confused with a Container

for Draft Beer

No More Mister Prince of Peace

The moment Alex Jones learned his punishment in Hell will 

be to lead the Coronavirus Liberation Front forever and ever.

Natural Born Shillers

Facing legal judgments against him totaling nearly

$50 million, Alex Jones has a moment of sudden

comprehension---or at least his face does.

Alex Jones Being Financially Grown to Dust by

Winning the Lottery in Reverse

Alex Jones is a bust.

Suddenly, Alex Jones, the Texas Turd, realized his ass

was in a sling.

Free Speech Systems LLC, Parent Company of Alex Jones's

 InfoWars, Files for Bankruptcy

Alex Jones and F. Andino Reynal, his attorney,

are two jerks in pursuit of the Sandy Hook 'hoax'.

"Incoming former wife, Alex!  Better duck!"

All that's needed to make the Uvalde tragedy complete is for 

Alex Jones to start claiming it was a False Flag Operation.

MAGA Mixer in Michigan Cancelled,

Alex Jones and Gay Frog Donuts Get

Sucked into Vortex of Absurdity

With All Due Disrespect

Alex Jones Threatens to ‘Dish Dirt’ on Trump

 for Pushing Vax

Like Alex Jones's wife, the Long One blames his

 misbehavior on a 'medication imbalance'.