"Uh, hey, Butthead, did the Mar-a-Lago breach 

damage national security?"

Being likened to 'Hitler Youth' or 'hardcore MAGA folks'

 really hurts their feelings.

You've been wondering why your computer has been 

 targeted by Russian hackers?  Now you know.

National Security Advisor John

Bolton's Advisor

John Bolton, Trump's Base Stick Man, Reports for Duty

"What's that?"

"Trump just dropped John Bolton on Washington, D. C."

Trump to Replace National Security Adviser McMaster

 with Someone More 'Fun'

Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, Excited

about Donald Trump, Bone-Spur Cadet,

and His 'Space Force' National Security 

Strategy

Michael Flynn to Serve as National Fake News

Re-Tweeter in the Trump Administration

President-Elect Trump Considering Granting 

National Security Clearance to Vladimir Putin,

His Brother Under the Rug

Donald Trump is not worthy to 

open Barack Obama's coconut.

"Sécurité nationale, c'est moi."

Romney's National Security Team Gets a Well-Deserved 

Day Off at the Beach

"These 'National Security Leaks' have got to stop!  

There's only so much truth America can handle 

before it emerges from its cocoon and morphs into 

another changeless and hopeless Europe."

Quit your worryin'!  The National Security Agency has 

everything under control.  Just think of God wearing a

Men's Wearhouse suit.  So, take it easy, OK?

Oxymorons for Our Time #57

Global Security

The National Security State's surveillance apparatus

had become so distended that citizens had begun to

spy on themselves and didn't even know it.

"Jahweh be praised! For the first time in
my life, I feel secure!"

Condi Rice, She-Wolf of the NSC,
Arrives for High-Level Discussions of
'Enhanced Interrogation Techniques'

H/T Juan Moment

As explained by this diagram, Obama will roll out

his national security team today at 10:40 a.m.