You hear people throwing around the term,

'China hawk'.  Here's what one looks like.

"What's wrong with him?"

"He heard someone say 'overreach'

one time too many."

Uh-oh, here comes the Deficit Hawkoceros!

Where have all those Republican 'Deficit Hawks' 

gone?  Alas, they have become 'Budget-Busting

 Chickens' of the Foghorn Leghorn persuasion.

Where did all those Republican deficit hawks go?

John Bolton, a Rootin' Tootin' Pop-Gun Shootin' 

Chickenhawk

The Politico Illustrated #56

'Deficit hawks trampled in GOP tax cut stampede'

"Hey, Warren Groen!  I grasp my prey with my talons and 

then use my razor-sharp beak to basically tear them apart 

limb by limb.  Yes, I'm a raptor and I'm the National

Bird of the United States.  Gotta a problem with that?"

"Oh, that?  It's just my pet Hawkoceros that always

tries to nest in my hair."

Good Hawkeye

Bad Hawkeye

Hawk

Cheap Hawk

"Call me a 'Cooper's Hawk' all you want to, but it won't make

any difference.  I've never met anyone named Cooper in

my entire life.  And even if I had, he would now be called

'Hawk's Cooper'."

"No, dear, we're not 'Climate Hawks'.

We're Flamingos."

You gotta admit deficit hawks are pretty scary.

Oxymorons for Our Time #10

Liberal Hawk

Contrary to popular belief, pork barrels do not contain
swine flesh. Instead, they are filled with the carcasses
of lapsed Republican deficit hawks.

If, as Senator McCain says, lobbyists are "birds of prey," why is

Randy Scheunemann, a highly-paid lobbyist for another country,

his chief foreign policy adviser? Maybe it's because Randy is a

prominent neoconservative 'hawk'.

"Yep, another one of those war-addled chickenhawks.

Ship it to Iraq!"

Iraq Warhawks Anxiously Awaiting Redeployment to March 2003

This magnificent raptor has just about finished eating

one of its favorite prey: the chickenhawk. All that remains

is the head that talks and the tail that turns.