World's First Self-Eating Pizza

Like a watermelon, socialism is red on the inside

 and green on the outside. Pretty scary!

Guy Watching Trump Speak at CPAC

And you thought Pumpkinhead

was scary!

Charlie Brown Put on a Brave

Face When He Learned That

Snoopy Had Become the Mascot

for the NSA

"What's that?"

"It's the GOP singing

'21st Century Schizoid Man'."

One man's evolution is another man's

descent into madness.

Frog Looking for Safe and Effective

Clown Wart Remover

Fears Grip Market, Dow Falls Over 500 Points

"Would you smile if people kept confusing you with Bozo?"

Joe Camel Reacting to His

Lung Cancer Diagnosis

Supreme Court Turns Aside Another Claim That

 the Green Man Trapped in a Tennis Shoe Is Not
a Natural-Born Citizen 

Oxymorons for Our Time #71

Lawrence O'Donnell Socialism

Humpty Dumpty Diagnosed with

Salmonella, Claims He Got It

from Sitting on a Wall

"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn

Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran

in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

It was generally agreed that he had a rather
prickly personality.

In pignorance there is strength.

"Hi, I'm from CorpGov and I'm here to help you!"

"I live in an Iowa cornfield and, quite frankly,

Steve King scares me to death! He's certifiable!"

"My mother taught me that big fish eat little fish,

especially in Hollywood."